Lord Cheeto, Takin' One for the Team

Poor Lord Cheeto, no outside privileges for a bit, it seems. I wonder what happened... I unfortunately have no answers for you regarding mustard. 🥴

Huh. This is the first time I haven't the faintest idea of what to write. I think it may be because I can see Susie in the hallway in my peripherals just staring at me. Why it paralyzes my brain, I couldn't tell ya, but here we are. Calvin has also been extra chatty today. Even a little sassy to the point where I had to be like "oookay mister lets dial back the sass, shall we???" He was starting to sound like susie when the bird is being a butt outside the window. Maybe the three of us are just having a foggy, strange day. No need to dive deeper on it, I don't think... we are three weirdos having a weird day. I think I will do a lot of cleaning today. Maybe that will turn things right side up again.

Oh and two quick, non-related notes! One, I am still trying to figure out why submissions are working on everything but iphones. No luck yet but haven't given up. And i doooo still want to show you guys my glasses but I've been a lazy but with excuses like "but it's soooo hot out" and "but it might rain" and "but I'm sooooo comfy", and so I haven't gone yet to get them fitted 🙈 and like... today someone is coming over and so mental preparedness takes up the whole rest of my day. and tomorrow it actually iiiis going to be super hot out... 😅🥴 But wednesday? maybe? 🫠 I'll get there. Love youu!

p.s. why is it illegal to sell gum in Singapore, but not to chew it? Just a question Susie and I had...

Love Alex, Susie and Calvin